The Decline of the Human Race Begins Now...

so i'm watchin tv with my roomie, and theres this new show that comes on, Secret Girlfriend. its shot from the first-person perspective, highly sexual, and the intro begins with "this is your life, these are your friends... As soon as i heard this i jumped up off my bed and yelled "THIS MUST BE BLOGGED!" this show is obviously the first step on the slippery road to destruction. and how do i know this you ask? BECAUSE IT DIRECTLY PARALLELS FAHRENHEIT 451! think, lcd and plasma and laser screens now allow us to make wall sized images. now we have the television programing that can provide us with the 3-wall family effect, and don't even try telling me we can't make the robo dogs Link these things are going to be hunting down book readers in no-time, i'm tellin ya.

Also, Big Clocks

Birthday Presents tend to be awesome :D

plus the shiksa has introduced me to a sweet bookstore, which makes me very happy.

Holy Craptards!

I went to Cleveland today to watch Shakespeare's Twelfth Night (which was awesome) but before the play started a guy got on stage and said he had a friend that he wanted to introduce, and onto the stage from the seats stepped TOM HANKS. Tom Hanks was sitting in a theater with me and stood 20 feet away. i was like "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" *arms lifted in praise here* Now i can say that i have seen someone famous and i am content :D

huh...

so this is what college is like? okay.

my first few days have gone smoothly. the cafeteria food is AWESOME and all u can eat. the campus is beautiful this time of year, but the hills are killing me. I'm still waiting on a couple of books, which is starting to annoy, but they should be here soon. I can't wait to start working.
I LOVE HI SPEED INTERNET!
and also worthy of note, Frank Warren, the guy who made Post Secret will be here sometime this winter, which is really cool, i just know some of you like PS

uhhh...

got shots today in preparation for school, after being sent to the wrong address... twice.
after that it was to an auction, which i was none too happy about, then to my sister's, swept the floor, changed lightbulbs, and home. i slept alot today. applied for a job. ate a burrito. made a grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiche the other day when it was recommended by a friend. other than that its just been alot of waiting and music and sleep.

dag out

okay, so working on the basis that vampires can live forever, i had a thought...

Space Vampires

yes, years from now when space travel has become an affordable and viable option for humans, vampires will surely migrate out into the vast unknown with the rest of us mortals to the colonies of tomorrow, and this makes me mad. not because they will continue their blood sucking ways, not because they will terrify the far-flung outposts of space. not because spaceships will be found floating aimlessly through space with no passengers onboard like the Demeter. no, i'll be mad because i'll be dead by then and the vampires of today will get to run around in space as much as they want, living MY dream. well, maybe not 'living' my dream, but you get it...

I was watching episodes of ALF, and i thought of a great question to ask, and i considered writing it down just so i wouldn't forget what it was. And now i've forgotten what it was.

anyways, i just realized that its been a really long time since i made a comic, i'll have to think of something.

also, i'm working on an Acer Aspire 3100, and there is an annoying problem with it. the cd/dvd drive does not appear in the my computer page, and cds/dvds don't play when i put them in the drive. it sounds like it spins when i put them in, but then it stops and nothing happens. any suggestions? thx

dag out