So in the last two nights i've had some pretty weird dreams, I had just got my copy of GameInformer which had a big cover article on a new game being made by Gearbox, Aliens: Colonial Marines, plot goes back to the original movie's style, just after the occurances of the movie with some insane graphics to back it up, so i go to sleep and at some point i find myself with this guy on some barren outpost that i soon discover to be infested with Aliens, and as an added party bonus: we have no weapons... ah crap. so there is this large fence on the outside of the main compound thingy that i find i can vault over with cool acrobatic skillz, this however proves that it was a dream due to my apparant lack of fence jumpin acrobatedness. but i must be careful as there are aliens all over, and as i prepare to vault the fence (it seems i did this many times for some reason :D) i see one comin', oh no! so i stop and run back a little to this metal thing that looked oddly like my dining room table, so i crouch underneath it in a familiar way, the alien come right down the side of it, turns right alongside the part where i am and starts walking past, but then it bumps its shoulder on me and jumps back, i had no choice but to take action, I LEAP OUT AT THE MONSTER, GRAB IT BY THE ARMS, AND AS IT TRIES TO KILL ME WITH IT'S SECOND MOUTH THING, I SHOVE IT'S OWN ARM INTO IT'S GAPING MAW!
the thing can't stop attacking so it devours it's own arm, then i do the same thing to the other arm and the acid blood it burning it's face off even though it should be invulnerable to it. at that point i woke up, scared out of my wits :) so i fall back to sleep and the dream morphs as dreams are apt to do, now the aliens are vampires, but i'm in the same compound and the guy from the beginning is still there. and FINALLY we have some weapons, the dreams switch from a wide angle shot of me and friend standing over 3 crates of different kinds of grenades (our only weapon so far) with an empty hanger like room in the backround. A Visual Aid:
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Amazing. When the Zombie apocalypse occurs, you're with me.
Righto Bravo, now we need a plan, where will we meet, will we attempt to save others, where will we go from here, do we prepare a string of safehouses now or just keep moving when it happens, and don't forget to brush up on your anti-zombie skills by googling a Zombie survival guide, great tips and tricks for those still alive :D
*chuckles* I think BravoPie is already in possession of said guide... Should we get you a copy from Amazon?
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