October 14, 2009
The Decline of the Human Race Begins Now...
so i'm watchin tv with my roomie, and theres this new show that comes on, Secret Girlfriend. its shot from the first-person perspective, highly sexual, and the intro begins with "this is your life, these are your friends... As soon as i heard this i jumped up off my bed and yelled "THIS MUST BE BLOGGED!" this show is obviously the first step on the slippery road to destruction. and how do i know this you ask? BECAUSE IT DIRECTLY PARALLELS FAHRENHEIT 451! think, lcd and plasma and laser screens now allow us to make wall sized images. now we have the television programing that can provide us with the 3-wall family effect, and don't even try telling me we can't make the robo dogs Link these things are going to be hunting down book readers in no-time, i'm tellin ya.
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But you're playing right into their hands, bud- you're already trained to instantly go to the computer and share your thoughts with the world. Privacy is no more. *pats you gently on the head*
Robot dogs makes me instantly think of the rat-things from Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash- a book, by the way, that you should read at your earliest opportunity.
NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
It's begun too fast, i didn't even get a chance to build my bunker :(
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